Asthma Info: Clean Joke to enjoy?

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Clean Joke to enjoy?A police officer pulls over a guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."

The man says, "Sorry officer, I can't do dat. I am a asthmatic 'n if I do dat, I'll have a really bad asthma attack!"

"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."

"I can't do dat eeder! I am a hemophiliac. If I do dat, I'll bleed to death!"

"Well, then we need a urine sample."

"I'm sorry officer, I can't do dat eeder. I am also a diabetic. If I do dat, I'll get really low blood sugar."

"All right then, I need you to come out here and walk this white line."

"I can't do dat, officer."

"Why not?"

"Cause I'm drunk as a skunk!"

-sircbstp
lol Great!! thanks for the laugh!!

-Megan
cute, but would be funnier if I too was drunk

-blahblahblah
LOL

-blktiger@pacbell.net
We have a WINNER (Hic)!

Thanks for the great laugh!!

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