I am drunk - a clean laugh rate this pls.?

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I am drunk - a clean laugh rate this pls.?A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says,
"Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a
blood sample."
"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
"Well, then, we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar."
"All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."

-BAMBAM1970
that was funny haha!!

-ice_maiden94
Worth a smile!

-Penelope A
its not that funny, but i smiled

-sweetangel1328
hahahahaha....still laffing.....good one

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